Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer; LatiasWebs Edition

because he's daltonic.
Why do I have to answer questions that are not aimed at me?

becuase its a game
should we care?

because the god of all threads says so

why is the king of anime a vampire?

Because the window is broken.
Why do we need new curtains?

Because of the outside furnace.

Why is studying hard?

Because madara uchiha likes your sig

Why is my avatar red?

Because I like blood.

Why am I smart?

You aren't - God made you believe you are.

Why did God do that?

To let all the people know.

Why is the sky blue?

Because it's actually an ocean, duh!

Why is it an ocean?

Because it's big.
Why do some boys like to wear beautiful shorts above their knee? I actually saw that today at lunch with one of my friends. It's a secret but the rest is made into a silly question.

Because... What?

Am I smart?

Only If you have a spell it.

Why is the border pink?

Because blue is too girlish.

Why am I goin' on a vaca?

Because we call it a holiday here.

Why don't I like my school?

because the great martian Venusian demand it

Why is milk yellow when cold?

Because if you look closer you can see Homer Simpson looking back at you.

Why Is life so unexpected?

Because of Pikachu.

Why Pikachu?

Because arceus chose it to be an ambassador and mascot.

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Both.
What time of year is it for? Pants or shorts? Including short shorts! I'd just like to throw that one in there based on what I posted last night in the Shorts or Short Shorts Thread as some would like to call it. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer; LatiasWebs Edition - Page 6 Icon_smile

Jumpers.

My school is obsessed with YuGiOh. How gay is it?

From 1 to 10... 1038239572975.

Just... Why YuGiOh?

Cuz they know I'm the best at it even if it sucks.

Welcome back davidda? How was his holiday?

So good that here came back. LOL

No question to answer?
Anyways, it was very good...

OT:
Unidentified Answer.

Why didn't Firekit use a question? :S