A goob spelt backwards

Do you have any cookies?

Nill sir, I have 10 muffins.

Why is my language backwards?

Because we are more forwards.

Why is mine forwards?

Because of the roots mob, mov, and mot telling us it's time to "move on."

Why do people dance?

Because elephantssing

Why aren't they making a lion gun yet?

Because you should be more worried about tigers.
What, mom? What day is it?

Momday

When is it tuesday on wednsday in the disguse of the Friday, All of which in the shroud of Saturday?

When Sunday decrees it so

Why do all the ghosts of Cheestown like non-latin letters?

Because they will decide to use Greek letters instead.
Who invented the dictionary?

The cake.

Cake or pie?

Definitely kebab.

Who let the dogs out?

Wrong. The dogs let us out.

Why am I watching so much james bond?

Because Chester cheeto is watching you.
Why is he watching?

Becuz he got too much of 007!
Whatä's with those three numbers anyways?

*Sings james bond theme song*

Study for exams?

By having mew show me my test using future sight.

Why is mew helping me?

Cuz knowledge goes further than a couple of TMs.

Evolutionism or creationism?

Neither because purple rubber duckies planning to take over the world with soap bubbles.

Why do they plan this?

Cuz I'm going overseas.

What plan?

Because J left.

Why did J leave?

Becuz he got Bubble Buddy.

Why did J get a bubble buddy?

Cuz the troll took over.

Forum = Alive, Dying or dead?

Both.

Why do we care?

Because I came back
Why isnt Anyone here?

Cuz the pedo (Max) came and raped most of our members.

Should we invite some new peeps?